Do y’all remember that time I was so pissed off when Tom spilled bacon grease all over the counter? How I was *still* finding tiny pockets of the slickery stuff weeks later? How I moaned and wailed and cursed? I mean, HOW THE HELL do you spill that much frickin’ pig?!
Well, if you were within a half-mile radius of Chez Sanford, you’d have heard about it.
Yeah. Karma? A total bitch.
I just poured bacon grease all over my FLOOR. I best be gettin’ to the forgiving I was talking about on Friday!